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CHAPTER 2 :
grand illusion will move forward with a wyld stage show @ cleveland’s ingenuity fest, which will take place this september. the theme?: "cell phone." check back for updates about the fest, and please b careful wut u wish 4.
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JED MARRIES SELF
"i now pronounce you jed
and...jed?!? "who could forget this moment in grand illusion history? THE UNVEILING REVEALED the same exact man as the groom! 500+ people gasp in shocking disbelief all at once. and the rice! |
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body invisible takes all
crazed magician + scary amputation trick + ex 'volunteer' with hook + murder + sexy woman + resurrection + gravity - defying dance routine = ?
that's right.... first place. congratulations.
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guardians of the bag
EXPERIMENTAL PEOPLE MAKE THEIR DEBUT IN CLEVELAND! these wildcats drove from new orleans to present the grand illusionists with the grand prize. they MADE one of the most colorful messes we've ever seen. |
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DEVINITY falls out
the chica muertos rushed to the door to greet la lady, they all got what they had been asking for. devinity performed a stunning number that had the whole crowd in an uproar, but even her jaw-dropping frock couldn't hold her boobs. |
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FOOD SERVICE scandal
in THE FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND, the judges flipped the script on everyone when they decided to give the food service delivery team a medal. tHE BOOKS ARE STILL OUT ON THIS ONE, whEN ASKED TO COMMENT ALL JED REPLIED WAS "WTF". |
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enter: eric brouman
eric brouman'S PERFORMANCE AT 'dress rehearsal' MADE his experience as a professional evident. insteading of seeing him perform again, we decided to make him a judge. little did we know... |
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we love jessica schantz
jeSSA knew how much work grand illusion needed. she offered her help. after some coffee, we realized that she would be the perfect candidate to fill the empty judge's position that dena left us with. |
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IT TAKES BALLS..!
after the 'operation' presentation of the portabella marinara dish for the judges by the food service delivery team...devinity didn't feel quite ladylike eating her plate in front of a crowd of people. as if seeing a bloody operation-gone-wrong, and the the doctors dancing with the corpse of an unfortunate birthday boy wasn't enough - devinity offered her plate to anyone who was willing to 'shake they stuff.' much to everyone's surprise, a young man immediately leapt to his feet and hurried to the stage. he then proceeded to strip down to what his momma gave him. from there, he was just 'hanging out' all over the chapel. no one could believe their eyes. most were appalled, some were smitten. the kicker is that to this very day, the identity of this individual remains a mystery. there
are rumours that he is from chicago. |
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"IVY, YOU MISSED IT!"
judge ivy model showed up over an hour-and-a-half late to our first event, but his charisma during the show more or less made up for it. that's just not gonna cut it two time in a row, girl. devinity took the situation into her own hands, and adopted sylvia as the evning's judge in the matter of style (sylvia was also a black girl). the two of them got 'em all together for quite some time, but then a tidal wave of whispers travelled from the back of the chapel to the front. once the news crashed upon the stage, things took a turn for the worst. devinity called ivy out, pointing out that there is no reason he should be late, considering that he doesn't even need to 'tuck' beofre showing up. then she gave his signiature fur collar the stilletto-stomp treatment, and got the whole crowd to give ivy one huge "boooo." ivy was seen after the event playing a game on his cell phone, but was not available for comments. |
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| you made it!!!
We’re glad you found your way to Grand Illusion. if you haven't already heard, grand illusion is an all new high-energy modern magic competition / variety show type of evening. its like some sort of twisted reality television show on drugs, which is just the right sort of thing to get a bunch of creative heads together to make some crazy $#&% happen.
the first series of events took place in cleveland, ohio, where the community suffers from a huge lack of variety in evening fun and entertainment. we set out to stir things up a bit. as you will find within this site, a new standard of excellence has been set, and we invite you to witness the sensation here for as long as you like.
take a nice long look around, and get lost in the magic of grand illusion!!!
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